We all need something to make us smile during difficult times.
So don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.
This is the “official” list of the worst Google My Business listings.
Most, if not all of these listings should’ve read my brand management guide.
They’re also completely behind when it comes to the latest digital marketing trends.
The list will be updated if more crazy listings are found (which is very likely).
Let’s start things off with a keyword stuffing train-wreck.
I really have no words to describe this, so I’ll use an emoji instead:
One could argue that the listing name is creative, but we’re not buying it.
We Are Open
Getting some mixed messages here…
Bob The Builder
Can he fix it?
Yes he can!
St Albans Electrician
The pun. The CTA. What’s not to like?
Come on. Who did this?
Locate me a personal trainer
It’s clear that voice search is on the rise.
In all honesty, they were quite brave to use all that keyword stuffing!
Repairing absolutely everything
Wonder if these guys can repair 2020.
The White House
Looks a bit different from the last time we’d seen it.
We hear you, Anil.
Fish and chips and chicken and pizzas and burgers and kebabs
Ain’t that a mouthful!
Hopefully your kids don’t get exposed to this one.
Garage door repair?
We’re a bit unsure about what these people do.
Packers and movers and packers and movers and packers and movers
But we’re 100% sure what these people do!
Are those photos really how accountants do their accounting?
Might as well turn into a barbie doll.
What about Porsche and Opel???
In all seriousness…
Google My Business profiles shouldn’t be taken advantage of by business owners,
Yes, this post is satirical, but please ensure you read the guidelines to avoid being on this list!
Whether you’re a freelance SEO consultant or an in-house marketer, please don’t create GMB listings that make people LOL!